"The only people who make love all the time are liars"

This post is sort of like the other love triangle post. But this time the main person is a dude!
It all starts with "Padlock".
"Padlock" loved him the ladies. He had a lot of them. But one day he decided to let his heart fall in love.
With a girl named "Lemon". Weird names, right?
Lemon was a little underage. But only a couple of years to be exact.
Anyways, Padlock really loved Lemon. Lemon loved Padlock. Lemon's father on the other hand could care less about Padlock.
He refused to let her see him. So they were forced to take a break.
While on this break Padlock fell in love again.
BUT this time it was with someone who no one would've expected.
A boy. Really a man to be honest but he acted like a boy. Meet "Bull's Eye".
Padlock & B.E. (Bull's Eye) really hit it off. But B.E. was pretty much a man-whore.
No one was off limits to B.E. and Padlock was ok with that.
Fast forward a couple of years and Padlock & Lemon are still together after years of on and off dating.
Lemon has gone through a lot because of Padlock. An abusive father can do a lot to a girl.
And not the "slap-on-the-wrist" abuse. This is like "fond-of-2x4's" abuse.
But Padlock still had his thing with B.E. on the side.
But it's ok because Padlock wasn't the only one in this duo indulging into some experimentation.
That's right, Lemon was fond of the ladies.
Which makes you think: were there ever any threesomes involved?

Shop 'til You Drop Your Dignity

Right now I'm watching an episode of True Life: I'm a Compulsive Shopper. These girls are flippin' crazy!
It sort of reminds me of a girl that I knew. But instead of buying the clothes she wanted, she decided to take the "5-finger discount" route.
For this post we'll call her "West Coast".
Rumor had it that her face was caught on camera leaving a Macy's with some unpurchased items in her bags somewhere in the Houston area. She was caught and now she isn't allowed back into the store.
So sad. What is your opinion on shoplifting?

Like a Love Triangle... On Steroids

So this chick that a friend of mine knows, let's call her Perry, has a problem.
In fact, she has 3!
Her parental units have a problem with "people of the darker complexion" dating Perry. But Perry loves her some chocolate. So much that she's "talking" to not 1, but 2 black boys.
And it doesn't stop there.
Recently she's been indulging in her more liberal side by also dating a girl.
We'll call her D.D.
If that doesn't surprise you, wait 'til you hear this. D.D. has a boyfriend!
But don't worry, the bf is ok with D.D.'s decision.
Now back to Perry. Both of her "friends" somewhat know about each other but neither of them want to come to the realization that they are kind of being played.
What's a girl to do? If you were Perry what would you do?

The Format

Hey y'all. Seeing as this is my first post I'll show y'all how my future posts will be set up. K?
1. "The Attention Grabber". I'll start with a "witty" title. I can't guarantee any side splitting laughter but I'll try my best :)
2. "The Story". 'Cause this is what you're ultimately here for, right? This is where the actual gossip is spilled. (I will never use real names. This is to protect the identities of those I'm talking about as well as myself)
3. "The Aftermath". Not all posts will have one of these. This is where I will tell about some possible consequences or things that have happened since said gossip has spread. I might be the first person to break the news so that's why there might not be any possible aftermath
4. Graphics or pictures. These will come later on. And I will never post a picture that gives away someone's identity
So that's about it! And don't worry, not everything I post will necessarily have to do with gossip or rumors. It's just whatever I feel like posting at the time :P
Have fun reading!